At the begginning there was..ummm...lets say x (the algebraic "unknown" notation). Now after n years from the dawn of era, there is x+y (y could lower or increase the total). If we assume the universe evolves at a steady state (this assumption is ofcourse very naive, nevertheless, lets see what we can come up first with simpler worlds) then the rate at which content changes is (x+y)/n. Lets define content as Matter + Energy + z (where z is all the unknown content types we are yet to discover). If y were contributing to lowering the total content then that would mean our universe would shrink to nothing. So lets avoid such a state where we cannot do anything and focus on the positive, an expanding universe. Now we already know that matter can neither be created nor destroyed, if our school textbooks are anything to stand by. That leaves us energy and z. Lets take it for argument sake that salvation is a way of converting our human form into energy. This means that all the saints in the olden days of Mahabharatha, Ramayana that were seeking salvation were not only seeking truth, but had a purpose. They were increasing content in the universe, contributing the steady state at which it blew up. However, off late, we see that the Kali Yug has caused a bottleneck in the salvation rate meaning that the rate of increase of energy has not been keeping up. Of course, you mgiht have noticed, we totally skipped explaining that a certain quantity of human matter can produce more than the equivalent quantity of energy, else there would only be equilibrium. This drastic drop in the salvation rate has wrecked havoc on the balance of the universe, causing (x+y)/n to be dropping to dangerous levels. Evidence for this is apparent. The Mars probe reached orbit around the red planet 2 days in advance, the reaosn being we are now in a shrinking unverse, in fact you might notice that the very same Honda Accord is able to reach places microseconds faster. We are all shrinking and since relatively our scales of measure are shrinking as well, we do not realize it. No flaw here, Honda Accords shrink less than the land in between. Of course the great Brahma hardly leaves behind unfinished work, so he must be hard at work trying to get more of us to salvate while we seem capriciously happy in our greed and quest for instant gratification. Which is why there is no hope unless we find z. Rally the armies of the world and lets unite to find z, to save our universe form catastrophic meltdown.
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